Security Letter Disclaimer / Read Carefully:
IF YOU CONTACT US VIA TEXT, STANDARD TEXT MESSAGE RATES MAY APPLY THROUGH YOUR PROVIDER AND/OR ANY OTHER ENTITY(IES). RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER IS BY NO MEANS AN INDICIATION OR REFLECTION ON THE INTEGRITY OR HONESTY OF THE PERSON(S) OR ENTITY/IES RECEIVING IT. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LETTER ARRIVING AT YOUR ADDRESS. YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER ONLY BECAUSE PUBLIC RECORDS SHOW THAT YOU WORK IN THE SECURITY SECTOR AS A SECURITY GUARD OR RELATED VOCATION/PROFESSION/OCCUPATION. OUR LETTER IS MERELY, EXCLUSIVELY AND SIMPLY A STATEMENT OF THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES, NOTHING MORE. IF IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE MERELY DISREGARD AND/OR POLITELY CONTACT OUR OFFICE SO THAT YOU MAY BE REMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST. RUDE AND/OR ABUSIVE COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED AND ANY CRIMINAL THREATS AND/OR HARASSMENT WILL BE SWIFTLY REPORTED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.
FREE CONSULATION WITH ATTORNEY IS IN-PERSON ONLY. HOWEVER, PRIOR THERETO, YOU WILL BE ASKED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS BY OUR INTAKE PERSONNEL TO BETTER ASSIST IN OUR UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR CASE. YOUR APPOINTMENT, IF ANY IS MADE, WILL BE CANCELLED IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH THIS OVER-THE-PHONE INTAKE. NONE OF THE VERBIAGE, EXPRESSIONS, WORDS, PHRASES, INSIGNIA AND/OR CHARACTERS OF ANY KIND ARE IN AND OF THEMSELVES, OR IN THEIR COMBINED USE, INTENDED TO MISLEAD ANYONE NOR ESTABLISH ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP NOR IMPART ANY LEGAL ADVICE OR GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME WHATSOEVER.
NO GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME IS HEREIN CONVEYED. NO ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY YOUR RECEIPT OF OUR COMMUNICATION; A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND REMITTAL OF REMUNERATION TO ATTORNEY (IN AN AMOUNT SATISFACTORY TO ATTORNEY) ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN OR MAY BE FORMED, CREATED COMMENCED OR ESTABLISHED. THE WORD "EMERGENCY" AS IN "EMERGENCY LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER" APPEARS MERELY TO INDICATE THE URGENCY THAT ATTORNEY BELIEVES EXISTS WHENEVER CRIMINAL ACCUSATION(S), ALLEGATION(S), INVESTIGATION(S), CONVICTION(S) (AND/OR ANY OTHER EVENT(S) AT ANY STAGE(S) RELEVANT TO CRIMINAL AND/OR PENAL CODE VIOLATION(S) AND/OR ANY OTHER VIOLATIONS OF LOCAL AND/OR STATE AND/OR FEDERAL CODE(S), LAW(S), REGULATION(S), RULE(S), STATUTE(S), ETC.) ARE INVOLVED CONSIDERING THE EVER-FLUID, EVER-EVOLVING NATURE OF THE LAW, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED STATUTORY AND CASE LAW (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO STATUTORY CHANGES AND/OR APPELLATE RULINGS WHICH MAY HAVE A PRECEDENTIAL IMPACT ON ANY LEGAL REMEDIES, IF ANY, WHICH MAY BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR CASE).
TO RECEIVE DISCOUNT, YOU MUST PRODUCE THIS LETTER (NO REPRODUCTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED ). THE WORDS DISCOUNT AND VOUCHER CODE ARE INTERCHANGEABLE AND NOT SEPARATE AND DISTINCT. DISCOUNTS CANNOT BE USED IN COMBINATION. ONE DISCOUNT PER CLIENT AND PER CASE ONLY. DISCOUNT USEABLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE FEE ONLY AND NOT TOWARDS THE DEPOSIT, MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS OR ANY OTHER FRAGMENTS OR FRACTIONS CONTAINED IN THE TOTAL FEE, NOR AGAINST ANY COST REIMBURSEMENTS. ATTORNEY IS NOT UNDER ANY OBLIGATION TO HONOR THE DISCOUNT, NOR VOUCHER CODE; ATTORNEY IS FREE TO SET ANY LIMITATION HE CHOOSES AT ANY TIME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO REFUSAL TO HONOR ANY DISCOUNT OR VOUCHER CODE.
BY CONTACTING OUR OFFICE IN ANY WAY (EITHER YOURSELF OR ANY THIRD PARTY ACTING ON YOUR BEHALF WHATSOEVER), YOU AGREE TO FOLLOWING: BINDING ARBITRATION (IN LA COUNTY), WAIVER OF RIGHT TO JURY TRIAL, WAIVER OF CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS, WAIVER OF PRIVATE ATTORNEY-GENERAL ACTIONS AND/OR ANY OTHER PROCEEDING WHERE SOMEONE ACTS IN A REPRESENTATIVE CAPACITY, AND PAYMENT OF ATTORNEY'S FEES AND COSTS TO ATTORNEY IN EVENT OF DISPUTE ARISING FROM THIS OR ANY CORRESPONDENCE FROM OUR FIRM OR ANY SUBJECT MATTER WHATSOEVER AND CONSENT TO RECEIVING FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS FROM OUR OFFICE IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER.
IF ANY ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC., WHATSOEVER ARE HELD TO BE UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH TERM WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC.
IS DEEMED UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THIS DISCLAIMER WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. CANNOT BE SO MODIFIED, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM THIS DISCLAIMER AND ALL OTHER ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT.
WE DO NOT REPRESENT THAT WE HAVE FULL-TIME FACILITY/IES IN YOUR SPECIFIC CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WITH EXCEPTION OF OUR HQ, REGIONAL OFFICES ARE CONSULTATIVE ONLY, NOT FULL-TIME OCCUPANCIES; JUXTAPOSITION OF CITY AND 'LAW FIRM' AND/OR 'LAW OFFICE' AND/OR WORD(S) AND/OR PHRASE(S) OF SIMILAR IMPORT ON ENVELOPE IS SIMPLY MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO RESIDENTS AND/OR DOMICILIARIES AND/OR OCCUPANTS OF AND/OR PERSON(S) AND/OR ENTITY/IES WHO DO BUSINESS OR ARE EMPLOYED IN THE NAMED CITY/IES, INCLUDING CITY WHERE YOU LIVE, NOT TO CONVEY WE HAVE FULL-TIME OFFICE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY.
WE STRIVE FOR ACCURACY; ANY INACCURACY/IES IN THIS LETTER AND/OR IN ANY OF OUR PROMOTIONAL OR ANY MATERIAL(S) IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER IS/ARE PURELY INADVERTENT. SERVICES ARE NOT FREE. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A CONSULTATION TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SUMMARILY CANCEL ANY EXISTING APPOINTMENT AT ANY TIME. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND TO ANY COMMUNICATION CONVEYED TO ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AND FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. ATTORNEY ALONE DECIDES SUBJECT MATTER, LENGTH AND CONTENT OF YOUR FREE CONSULTATION. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER ESTABLISHES ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER, NOR DOES IT CONVEY ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, PROMISE, ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PARTICULAR TYPE OF LEGAL RELIEF NOR ANY WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE OF ANY POSITIVE OR PARTICULARIZED OUTCOME WHATSOEVER. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (BE IT PROMOTIONAL VERBIAGE, PAST SUCCESS, AWARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE) IS MEANT TO CONVEY ANY GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS IN YOUR CASE. EACH CASE IS DIFFERENT; RESULTS MAY VARY. WE DO NOT REPRESENT YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION" IS ANYTHING EXCEPT A FREE, INITIAL IN-PERSON CONSULTATION WITH THE ATTORNEY.
"YOUR ABILITY TO EARN A LIVING AS A SECURITY GUARD MAY DEPEND ON WHAT YOU DO NEXT" IS MERELY INCLUDED IN LETTER TO INDICATE AND/OR CONVEY AND/OR COMMUNICATE WHAT IS AND/OR SHOULD BE COMMON KNOWLEDGE TO ANYONE ACQUAINTED WITH THE LAWS OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA REGARDING THE ADVERSE IMPACT(S) OF ANY CRIMINAL CONVICTION (OR OTHER RELATED EVENT) ON ONE'S ABILITY AND/OR CAPACITY TO EXERCISE YOUR VOCATION AND/OR OCCUPATION AND/OR PROFESSION AS A MEMBER OF THE SECURITY GUARD AND/OR SECURITY INDUSTRY AND/OR SECTOR, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ANY AND ALL SUSPENSION(S), REVOCATION(S) AND/OR ENCUMBRANCE(S) OF OR ON ONE'S "GUARD CARD" AS ISSUED BY THE BUREAU OF SECURITY AND INVESTIGATIVE SERVICES (BCIS) AND/OR ANY OTHER LOCAL, STATE AND/OR FEDERAL LICENSING ENTITY. "YOUR ABILITY TO EARN A LIVING AS A SECURITY GUARD MAY DEPEND ON WHAT YOU DO NEXT" IS NOT WHATSOEVER INTENDED TO BE ANY INSIDIOUS AND/OR INVIDIOUS ENTICEMENT AND/OR UNDULY INFLUENTIAL REMARK, PHRASE AND/OR CONFIGURATION OF WORDS OR ANY OTHER SIMILAR OR DISSIMILAR UTTERANCE OF BAD FAITH. "WHAT YOU DO NEXT" IS NOT INTENDED TO DENOTE THAT THE RECIPIENT OF THE LETTER MUST CALL OUR LAW FIRM TO ENSURE THAT HIS OR HER LIVELIHOOD IS PROTECTED. IT IS MERELY TO COMMUNICATION THE CAUTION THAT ONE SHOULD TAKE (IF HE OR SHE IS POSSESSED OF ANY SECURITY CLEARANCE AND/OR LICENSE AND/OR GUARD CARD) WHO MAY HAVE FACED OR IS FACING ANY LEGAL CHALLENGES, PARTICULARLY IN THE ARENA IN WHICH ATTORNEY REPRESENTS HIS CLIENTS.
"WE ARE THE SECURITY GUARD'S LAW FIRM" (PARTICULARLY AS THE WORD "THE" IS EMPHASIZED IN THE LETTER) IS NOT INTENDED TO CONVEY THAT THERE EXIST NO OTHER LAW FIRM(S) AND/OR ATTORNEY(S) AND/OR LAWYER(S) WHO REPRESENT SECURITY GUARDS. IT IS MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE OUR DEDICATION TO ZEALOUSLY DEFEND AND/OR ADVOCATE ON BEHALF OF OUR SECURITY GUARD CLIENTS, AS WE DO WITH ANY AND ALL OF OUR CLIENTS, MERELY THAT WE WANTED TO REINFORCE THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO SECURITY GUARDS WHETHER THEY BE INDIVIDUAL(S) AND/OR ENTITY/IES.
"AND HURRY! SCHEDULE YOUR FREE, IN PERSON CONSULT NOW BEFORE APPOINTMENT SLOTS ARE ALL FILLED UP!" IS MERELY TO INDICATE THAT CERTAIN APPOINTMENT DAYS MAY GET BOOKED SUCH THAT APPOINTMENT AVAILABILITY ON A PARTICULAR DATE MAY BECOME DIFFICULT IF ONE WAITS TOO LONG TO CALL ATTORNEY'S OFFICE. "RESTORATION OF FIREARM RIGHTS" MAY REQUIRE EXTRAORDINARY LEGAL EFFORTS AND IN NO WAY, SHAPE AND/OR FORM DOES ATTORNEY ISSUE ANY IMPLIED OR EXPLICITY WARRANTY THAT ATTORNEY HAS SUCCEEDED IN DOING SO IN THE PAST. "AND MUCH MORE" IS INTENDED TO BE A DISTINCT "MISCELLANEOUS" CATEGORY OF LEGAL SERVICES WHICH ATTORNEY MAY BE AMENABLE AND/OR WILLING TO UNDERTAKE AND ITS JUXTAPOSITION AND/OR CONFIGURATION WITH ANY PREVIOUS WORD(S), PHRASE(S), TERM(S) AND/OR EXPRESSIONS IS NOT INTENDED TO BE CUMULATIVE AND/OR CONVEY THAT CLIENT WILL NECESSARILY BENEFIT OR BE ELIGIBLE FOR MORE THAN ONE FORM(S) OF RELIEF(S) AS STATED IN THE LOWER RIGHT-HAND BOX. "VIEW OUR AMAZING CASE RESULTS" IS BY NO MEANS ANY EXPRESSION OF A GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OF ANY COMPARABLE RESULT IN YOUR PARTICULAR CASE. "AMAZING" IS A FIGURATIVE AND SUBJECTIVE STATEMENT OF OPINION ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO CONVEY ANY PROMISE, WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL OBTAIN A COMPARABLE OR SIMILAR RESULT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT EACH CASE AND ITS ATTENDANT FACTS, COMPLEXITIES AND AVAILABLE REMEDIES CARRY ITS OWN VASTLY UNIQUE, DISTINCT COMPONENTS, REMEDIES, VARIABLES, FACTORS, NUANCES, SUBTLETIES, IDIOSYNRACIES, FACTUAL BACKGROUNDS, FACT PATTERNS, ETC. "TRUSTED" BADGE MERELY DENOTES ATTORNEY'S PERSONAL BELIEF THAT HE IS AN HONEST, ETHICAL AND MORALLY- AND LEGALLY-UPRIGHT IN ALL OF HIS PERSONAL AND BUSINESS DEALINGS, CUSTOMS, HABITS, AND INTERACTIONS WITH HIS CLIENTS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC AND GENERAL BELIEF IN HIS OWN TRUSTWORTHINESS; IT DOES NOT DENOTE ANY OBJECTIVE, THIRD-PARTY OFFICIAL COMMENDATION, LABEL OR DESIGNATION GRANTED UPON HIM BY ANY ORGANIZATION, INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY PER SE.