July 2018 Program Mailer Disclaimer / Read Carefully:
ATTORNEY (AND THE PRONOUN "WE") SHALL REFER TO ATTORNEY JOE COIMBRA AND/OR HIS EMPLOYEES, AGENTS, INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS, VENDORS, AND/OR REPRESENTATIVES IN ANY CAPACITY WHATSOEVER AND/OR COLLECTIVELY "SECOND CHANCES LAW GROUP, APC". IF YOU CONTACT US VIA TEXT, STANDARD TEXT MESSAGE RATES MAY APPLY THROUGH YOUR PROVIDER AND/OR ANY OTHER ENTITY(IES). RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER IS BY NO MEANS AN ADVERSE REFLECTION ON THE PERSON RECEIVING IT OR ANY INDICATION OR SUGGESTION THAT RECIPIENT OR RELATED PARTIES NECESSARILY HAVE ANY CRIMINAL RECORD. OUR MAILER IS SIMPLY TO NOTIFY THE RECIPIENT PERSON(S) AND/OR PARTY/IES TO INFORM PROGRAM ATTENDEES, PATIENTS AND/OR CLIENTS THAT OUR OFFICE IS AVAILABLE TO HELP CHALLENGE ANY AND ALL CRIMINAL BACKGROUND BLEMISHES, CONVICTIONS, ERRORS, OMISSIONS AND/OR ANY OTHER ADVERSE INFORMATION. "MAILER" AND "LETTER" AND "MAILER TO WHICH THIS DISCLAIMER CORRESPONDS" ARE USED INTERCHANGEABLY AND REFER TO THE MAILER CONTAINING THE PARTICULAR URL ADDRESS THAT LED YOU TO THIS WEBSITE, IN PARTICULAR, THIS DISCLAIMER WEB PAGE. SEVERABILITY CLAUSE: SHOULD ANY PARTICULAR PORTION, PROVISION AND/OR CLAUSE OF THIS DISCLAIMER BE FOUND TO BE UNENFORCEABLE, ANY AND ALL OTHER PORTIONS, PROVISIONS AND/OR CLAUSES SHALL REMAIN INTACT AND ENFORCEABLE.
WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS LETTER ARRIVING AT YOUR ADDRESS. YOU RECEIVED THIS LETTER ONLY BECAUSE PUBLICLY-AVAILABLE RECORDS SHOW THAT THE RECIPIENT ADDRESS HOUSES OR HOUSED A SOBER LIVING HOME, ADDICTION-REHABILITATION FACILITY AND/OR ANY OTHER LIKE OR SIMILAR FACILITY FROM WHICH IT COULD BE REASONABLY INFERRED THAT PERSONS WHO MAY HAVE SUSTAINED ADVERSE LAW ENFORCEMENT INTERACTION(S) (INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO ARREST, DETENTION, CITATION AND/OR CRIMINAL CONVICTION) RECEIVE REHABILITATION AND/OR TREATMENT AND/OR THERAPY. IF IT DOES NOT APPLY TO YOU, PLEASE MERELY DISREGARD AND/OR POLITELY CONTACT OUR OFFICE SO THAT YOU MAY BE REMOVED FROM OUR MAILING LIST. RUDE AND/OR ABUSIVE COMMUNICATIONS WILL BE CAREFULLY DOCUMENTED AND ANY CRIMINAL THREATS AND/OR HARASSMENT WILL BE SWIFTLY REPORTED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT.
FREE CONSULATION WITH ATTORNEY IS IN-PERSON ONLY. HOWEVER, PRIOR THERETO,
YOU WILL BE ASKED TO ANSWER QUESTIONS BY OUR INTAKE PERSONNEL TO BETTER
ASSIST IN OUR UNDERSTANDING OF YOUR CASE. YOUR APPOINTMENT, IF ANY IS
MADE, WILL BE CANCELLED IF YOU FAIL TO COMPLY WITH THIS OVER-THE-PHONE
INTAKE. NONE OF THE VERBIAGE, EXPRESSIONS, WORDS, PHRASES, INSIGNIA AND/OR
CHARACTERS OF ANY KIND ARE IN AND OF THEMSELVES, OR IN THEIR COMBINED
USE, INTENDED TO MISLEAD ANYONE NOR ESTABLISH ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP
NOR IMPART ANY LEGAL ADVICE OR GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR
OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME WHATSOEVER.
NO GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR PROMISE OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING
BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OUTCOME IS HEREIN CONVEYED.
NO ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY YOUR RECEIPT OF OUR
COMMUNICATION; A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND AGREED-UPON REMUNERATION
TO ATTORNEY ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN BE
CREATED. THE WORD "EMERGENCY" IN "EMERGENCY LAW FIRM NEWSLETTER"
IS INCLUDED MERELY TO INDICATE THE URGENCY THAT ATTORNEY BELIEVES EXISTS
WHENEVER CRIMINAL RECORDS ARE INVOLVED CONSIDERING THE EVER-FLUID, EVER-EVOLVING
NATURE OF THE LAW, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED STATUTORY AND CASE LAW (INCLUDING
BUT NOT LIMITED TO APPELLATE RULINGS WHICH MAY HAVE A PRECEDENTIAL IMPACT
ON ANY LEGAL REMEDIES, IF ANY, WHICH MAY BE AVAILABLE IN YOUR CASE. WE
ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR LETTER ARRIVING AT YOUR RESIDENCE OR ADDRESS.
PUBLIC INFORMATION REVEALS THAT AN ESTABLISHMENT OF REHABILITATION CONDUCTS
BUSINESS AT YOUR ADDRESS. IF THIS LETTER OR ITS CONTENTS DO NOT APPLY
TO YOU, SIMPLY DISREGARD IT. TO RECEIVE DISCOUNT, YOU MUST PRODUCE THIS
LETTER (NO REPRODUCTIONS WILL BE ACCEPTED ). THE WORDS DISCOUNT AND VOUCHER
CODE ARE INTERCHANGEABLE AND NOT SEPARATE AND DISTINCT.
NO GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, PROMISE, ASSURANCE, AND/OR REPRESENTATION OF ANY PARTICULAR OUTCOME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO A "POSITIVE" OR OTHER DESIRED OUTCOME, IS CONVEYED WHATSOEVER IN OUR LETTER (NOR IN ANY OTHER COMMUNICATION OR CONVEYANCE IN ANY FORMAT DISSEMINATED OR ESTABLISHED AT ANY TIME). NO ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP IS ESTABLISHED BY YOUR RECEIPT OF OUR COMMUNICATION; IN FACT, A SEPARATE ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND REMITTAL OF REMUNERATION TO ATTORNEY (IN AN AMOUNT SATISFACTORY TO ATTORNEY) ARE REQUIRED BEFORE ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP CAN OR MAY BE FORMED, CREATED, COMMENCED AND/OR ESTABLISHED.
DISCOUNTS CANNOT BE USED IN COMBINATION. ONE DISCOUNT PER CLIENT AND PER CASE ONLY. DISCOUNT USEABLE AGAINST THE ENTIRE FEE ONLY AND NOT TOWARDS THE DEPOSIT, MONTHLY INSTALLMENTS OR ANY OTHER FRAGMENTS OR FRACTIONS CONTAINED IN THE TOTAL FEE, NOR AGAINST ANY COST REIMBURSEMENTS. ATTORNEY NOT UNDER ANY OBLIGATION TO HONOR THE DISCOUNT, NOR VOUCHER CODE; ATTORNEY IS FREE TO SET ANY LIMITATION HE CHOOSES AT ANY TIME, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO REFUSAL TO HONOR. BE AWARE THAT HARASSING OR THREATENING CALLS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AND WILL BE REFERRED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT. BY CONTACTING OUR OFFICE IN ANY WAY (EITHER YOURSELF OR ANY THIRD PARTY ACTING ON YOUR BEHALF WHATSOEVER), YOU AGREE TO FOLLOWING: BINDING ARBITRATION (IN LA COUNTY), WAIVER OF RIGHT TO JURY TRIAL, WAIVER OF CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS, WAIVER OF PRIVATE ATTORNEY-GENERAL ACTIONS AND/OR ANY OTHER PROCEEDING WHERE SOMEONE ACTS IN A REPRESENTATIVE CAPACITY, AND PAYMENT OF ATTORNEY'S FEES AND COSTS TO ATTORNEY IN EVENT OF DISPUTE ARISING FROM THIS OR ANY CORRESPONDENCE FROM OUR FIRM OR ANY SUBJECT MATTER WHATSOEVER AND CONSENT TO RECEIVING FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS FROM OUR OFFICE IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER. ALL TERMS HEREIN ARE SEVERABLE IN EVENT ONE OR MORE IS RENDERED UNENFORCEABLE. WE DO NOT REPRESENT THAT WE HAVE FULL-TIME FACILITY/IES IN YOUR SPECIFIC CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WITH EXCEPTION OF OUR HQ, REGIONAL OFFICES ARE CONSULTATIVE ONLY, NOT FULL-TIME OCCUPANCIES; JUXTAPOSITION OF CITY AND 'LAW FIRM' ON ENVELOPE IS SIMPLY MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE THE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO RESIDENTS OF THE NAMED CITY/IES, INCLUDING CITY WHERE YOU LIVE, NOT TO CONVEY WE HAVE FULL-TIME OFFICE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WE STRIVE FOR ACCURACY; ANY INACCURACY IN THIS LETTER IS PURELY INADVERTENT. SERVICES ARE NOT FREE. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A CONSULTATION TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SUMMARILY CANCEL ANY EXISTING APPOINTMENT AT ANY TIME.
ATTORNEY ALONE DECIDES SUBJECT MATTER, LENGTH AND CONTENT OF YOUR FREE CONSULTATION. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER ESTABLISHES ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER, NOR DOES IT CONVEY ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, PROMISE, ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PARTICULAR TYPE OF LEGAL RELIEF NOR ANY WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE OF ANY POSITIVE OR PARTICULARIZED OUTCOME WHATSOEVER. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (BE IT PROMOTIONAL VERBIAGE, PAST SUCCESS, AWARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE) IS MEANT TO CONVEY ANY GUARANTEE OF SUCCESS IN YOUR CASE. EACH CASE IS DIFFERENT; RESULTS MAY VARY. WE DO NOT REPRESENT YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION" IS ANYTHING EXCEPT A FREE, INITIAL IN-PERSON CONSULTATION WITH THE ATTORNEY. "CLEAN UP RECORD" "RECORD CLEAN-UP" OR ANY WORDS OR PHRASES OF SIMILAR VERBIAGE OR IMPORT ARE NOT INTEDED TO BE INTEREPRETED LITERALLY; THEY ARE FIGURATIVE WORDS/TERMS MERELY INDICATING THE POSSIBILITY OF APPLYING FOR CERTAIN REMEDIES THAT EASE THE LEGAL HANDICAPS ASSOCIATED WITH CRIMINAL RECORD. WE DO NOT WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE OR IN ANY WAY INTEND TO COMMUNICATE THAT YOUR RECORD CAN LITERALLY BE CLEANED, ERASED, REMOVED OR SIMILARLY DISPOSED.
THE PHRASE "EXPUNGEMENT PETITION GRANTED! RECORD = CLEAN!" IS MERELY TO INDICATE THAT WE HAVE REPRESENTED PERSONS IN NEED AND/OR SEEKING AN EXPUNGEMENT OF PAST CONVICTION(S) AND OUR OFFICE WAS SUCCESSFUL WITH THE UNDERLYING EXPUNGEMENT PETITION(S). WE DO NOT REVEAL THE IDENTITY/IES OF THOSE PERSON(S) REFERENCED DIRECTLY OR INDIRECTLY IN OUR MAILER BECAUSE OF ATTORNEY-CLIENT PRIVILEGE.
"AND HURRY! THE SAVINGS WON'T LAST FOREVER! ALSO, APPOINTMENTS ARE GOING FAST!" IS MERELY TO INDICATE THAT, INDEED, OUR PLANNED APPOINTMENT DAYS CAN QUICKLY FILL UP AND THAT ATTORNEY MAINTAINS FULL AND UNENCUMBERED DISCRETION TO DISCONTINUE ANY AND ALL SAVINGS, DISCOUNTS, VOUCHERS REFERENCED IN THIS MAILER OR IN ANY OTHER MAILER IN ANY FORMAT DISSEMINATED AT ANY TIME. ENUMERATION OF LEGAL SERVICES AVAILABLE IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS INTENDED TO COMMUNICATE THAT THE RECIPIENT AND OR ANY OTHER PARTY PRIVY TO OR READING THE MAILER IS NECESSARILY ELIGIBLE FOR ANY AND/OR ALL OF THE ENUMERATED SERVICES; RATHER, LEGAL SERVICES ARE LISTED AS BEING AVAILABLE FOR OUR OFFICE TO REPRESENT THOSE PERSONS WHOM (1) ATTORNEY DETERMINES IN HIS PROFESSIONAL ANALYSIS TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR A PARTICULAR FORM OF RELIEF; ARE ABLE TO REMUNERATE ATTORNEY THE REQUESTED LEGAL FEE(S); (3) EXECUTE AN ATTORNEY-CLIENT AGREEMENT AND (4) WHO MEET ANY ADDITIONAL CONDITIONS AND/OR REQUIREMENTS NOT HEREIN FORESEEN OR EXPRESSLY LISTED ON THE MAILER.
"VIEW OUR AMAZING CASE RESULTS" IS BY NO MEANS ANY EXPRESSION OF A GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OF ANY COMPARABLE RESULT IN YOUR PARTICULAR CASE. "AMAZING" IS A FIGURATIVE AND SUBJECTIVE STATEMENT OF OPINION ONLY AND IS NOT MEANT TO CONVEY ANY PROMISE, WARRANTY OR GUARANTEE THAT YOU WILL OBTAIN A COMPARABLE OR SIMILAR RESULT, ESPECIALLY GIVEN THAT EACH CASE AND ITS ATTENDANT FACTS, COMPLEXITIES AND AVAILABLE REMEDIES CARRY ITS OWN VASTLY UNIQUE, DISTINCT COMPONENTS, REMEDIES, VARIABLE, FACTORS, BACKGROUNDS, FACT PATTERNS, ETC. "TRUSTED" BADGE MERELY DENOTES ATTORNEY'S PERSONAL CONVICTION THAT HE IS AN HONEST, ETHICAL AND MORALLY- AND LEGALLY-UPRIGHT IN ALL OF HIS PERSONAL AND BUSINESS DEALINGS, CUSTOMS, HABITS, AND INTERACTIONS WITH HIS CLIENTS AND MEMBERS OF THE PUBLIC AND GENERAL BELIEF IN HIS OWN TRUSTWORTHINESS; IT DOES NOT DENOTE ANY OBJECTIVE, THIRD-PARTY OFFICIAL COMMENDATION, LABEL OR DESIGNATION GRANTED UPON HIM BY ANY ORGANIZATION, INDIVIDUAL OR ENTITY PER SE. BY CONTACTING OUR OFFICE IN ANY WAY (EITHER YOURSELF OR ANY THIRD PARTY ACTING ON YOUR BEHALF WHATSOEVER), YOU AGREE TO FOLLOWING: BINDING ARBITRATION (IN LA COUNTY), WAIVER OF RIGHT TO JURY TRIAL, WAIVER OF CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS, WAIVER OF PRIVATE ATTORNEY-GENERAL ACTIONS AND/OR ANY OTHER PROCEEDING WHERE SOMEONE ACTS IN A REPRESENTATIVE CAPACITY, AND PAYMENT OF ATTORNEY'S FEES AND COSTS TO ATTORNEY IN EVENT OF DISPUTE ARISING FROM THIS OR ANY CORRESPONDENCE FROM OUR FIRM OR ANY SUBJECT MATTER WHATSOEVER AND CONSENT TO RECEIVING FUTURE COMMUNICATIONS FROM OUR OFFICE IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER.
IF ANY ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC., WHATSOEVER ARE HELD TO BE UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH TERM WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THE AGREEMENT WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. IS DEEMED UNENFORCEABLE UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE MODIFIED SO THAT IT IS ENFORCEABLE TO THE MAXIMUM EXTENT PERMITTED UNDER APPLICABLE LAW, AND ALL THE OTHER TERMS OF THIS DISCLAIMER WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT. IF THE UNENFORCEABLE ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. CANNOT BE SO MODIFIED, SUCH ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL BE EXCLUDED FROM THIS DISCLAIMER AND ALL OTHER ASPECT(S), TERM(S), CLAUSE(S), PROVISION(S), WORD(S), PHRASE(S), CONVEYANCE(S), ETC. WILL REMAIN IN FULL FORCE AND EFFECT.
WE DO NOT REPRESENT THAT WE HAVE FULL-TIME FACILITY/IES IN YOUR SPECIFIC CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF OUR HEADQUARTERS, REGIONAL OFFICES, IF ANY AVAILABLE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY, ARE CONSULTATIVE ONLY AND ARE NOT FULL-TIME OCCUPANCIES (NEITHER DO WE REPRESENT EITHER IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY THAT THEY ARE ANYTHING EXCEPT CONSULTATIVE FACILITIES, IF ANY); JUXTAPOSITION OF CITY AND 'LAW FIRM' AND/OR 'LAW OFFICE' AND/OR WORD(S) AND/OR PHRASE(S) OF SIMILAR IMPORT ON ENVELOPE IS SIMPLY MEANT TO ILLUSTRATE THE GENERAL AND POSSIBLE AVAILABILITY OF OUR SERVICES TO RESIDENTS AND/OR DOMICILIARIES AND/OR OCCUPANTS OF AND/OR PERSON(S) AND/OR ENTITY/IES WHO DO BUSINESS OR ARE EMPLOYED IN THE NAMED CITY/IES, INCLUDING CITY WHERE YOU LIVE, NOT TO CONVEY WE HAVE A FULL-TIME OR EVEN A PART-TIME OFFICE IN YOUR CITY, LOCALE OR PROXIMITY.
WE STRIVE FOR ACCURACY; ANY INACCURACY/IES IN THIS LETTER AND/OR IN ANY OF OUR PROMOTIONAL OR ANY MATERIAL(S) IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER IS/ARE PURELY INADVERTENT. SERVICES ARE NOT FREE. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A CONSULTATION TO ANYBODY FOR ANY REASON. ATTORNEY CONDUCTS BUSINESS IN ONLY THE VERY HIGHEST OF FAIR DEALINGS, INTEGRITY, TRUTHFULNESS AND HONESTY AND NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (NOR IN ANY OF OUR MATERIALS IN ANY FORMAT WHATSOEVER) IS INTENDED TO BE ANYTHING EXCEPT COMPLETELY TRUTHFUL, HONEST, UPRIGHT AND ETHICAL. WE ALSO RESERVE THE RIGHT TO SUMMARILY CANCEL ANY EXISTING APPOINTMENT AT ANY TIME. WE RESERVE THE RIGHT NOT TO RESPOND TO ANY COMMUNICATION CONVEYED TO ATTORNEY IN ANY WAY, SHAPE OR FORM AND FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER. ATTORNEY ALONE DECIDES SUBJECT MATTER, LENGTH AND CONTENT OF YOUR FREE CONSULTATION. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER ESTABLISHES ANY ATTORNEY-CLIENT RELATIONSHIP WHATSOEVER, NOR DOES IT CONVEY ANY LEGAL ADVICE NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE, PROMISE AND/OR ELIGIBILITY FOR ANY PARTICULAR TYPE OF LEGAL RELIEF WHATSOEVER NOR ANY GUARANTEE, IMPLIED OR EXPRESS WARRANTY, ASSURANCE AND/OR PROMISE OF ANY POSITIVE, DESIRED OR PARTICULARIZED OUTCOME WHATSOEVER. NOTHING IN THIS LETTER (BE IT PROMOTIONAL VERBIAGE, PAST SUCCESS, TESTIMONIALS, AWARDS OR ANYTHING ELSE) IS MEANT TO IMPLICITLY OR EXPRESSLY CONVEY THAT WE WILL BE SUCCESSFUL WITH YOUR CASE. EACH CASE IS DIFFERENT; RESULTS MAY VARY. WE DO NOT REPRESENT YOUR "FREE CONSULTATION" IS ANYTHING EXCEPT A FREE, INITIAL IN-PERSON CONSULTATION WITH THE ATTORNEY. WE MAKE NO GUARANTEE, ASSURANCE OR WARRANTY THAT YOUR CALL IS TOLL FREE; ATTORNEY HARBORS A REASONABLE AND OBJECTIVELY GOOD FAITH BELIEF THAT YOUR CALL IS TOLL FREE BUT STILL OFFERS NO SUCH GUARANTEE, WARRANTY OR ASSURANCE.